i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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