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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.

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(732): there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me. http://tfl.nu/v26u

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(312): View more from Illinois

It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free

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(312): It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free http://tfl.nu/rz6v

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(530): View more from California

just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life

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(530): just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life http://tfl.nu/64wx

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.

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(502): Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication. http://tfl.nu/d8fz

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(714): View more from California

there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.

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(714): there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe. http://tfl.nu/faaw

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(703): View more from Virginia

At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.

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(703): At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina. http://tfl.nu/dkbw

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(619): View more from California

he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up

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(619): he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up http://tfl.nu/8iri

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(408): View more from California

We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.

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(408): We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices. http://tfl.nu/tes7

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(517): View more from Michigan

Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.

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(517): Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying. http://tfl.nu/uj2j

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(510): View more from California

Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands

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Tgat was the small dick alert

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(510): Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands (1-510): Tgat was the small dick alert http://tfl.nu/0ham

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.

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(202): He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight. http://tfl.nu/npw7

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Whore are you.

(301): View more from Maryland

Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?

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Yes.

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(202): Whore are you. (301): Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am? (202): Yes. http://tfl.nu/xx42

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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.

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(954): He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants. http://tfl.nu/tg9t

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos

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(720): I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos http://tfl.nu/w3a2

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually

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Don't remember, didn't happen

(781): View more from Massachusetts

I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED

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(781): I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually (1-781): Don't remember, didn't happen (781): I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED http://tfl.nu/of5j

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