waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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