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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror

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  its going to be a good night

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted

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• (949): View more from California

  Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Woke up in time for my 8:15

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  Good for you I'm impressed

  (561): View more from Florida

  I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

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