There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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