I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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