bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
A bitchslap is in order.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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