There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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