just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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