No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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