I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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