So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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