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im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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