Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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