Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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