You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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