suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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