Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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