so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
