He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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