someone get that fucking seahorse.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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