I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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