office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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