It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
