Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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