I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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