They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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