He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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