It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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