Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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