I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Don't make out with my wife yet
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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