so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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