marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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