He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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