YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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