next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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