So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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