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Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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