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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha

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(517): View more from Michigan

Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

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(289): View more from Ontario

I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.

(647): View more from Ontario

It's sore actually

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(310): View more from California

Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone

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(864): View more from South Carolina

idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.

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(301): View more from Maryland

You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass

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