She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize
