in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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