She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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