is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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