that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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