She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!