Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Who died my cat blue again?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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