I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She's JV to your varsity
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar