Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.

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(574): View more from Indiana

You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.

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(818): View more from California

I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.

(805): View more from California

What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy

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(317): View more from Indiana

When your hungover saltines taste like hope...

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(607): View more from New York

It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.

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