she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.