So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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