My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Need sex. Gaining weight.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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