I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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