no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My room smells like vodka and shame
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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