On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Semen is not good for contacts.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm too high and old for this...
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