It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Pooping to opera.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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