let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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