is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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