Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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