My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I AM VODKA MAN
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.