I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The air was thick with penises
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My ass is underappreciated
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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