The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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