But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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