pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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