Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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