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You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".

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(309): View more from Illinois

Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.

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(514): View more from Quebec

i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity

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(516): View more from New York

You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Strip Simon Says: DO IT

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(631): View more from New York

You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.

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