OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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