Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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