Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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